Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Y'all wanna real post? Ima give y'all a real post!
Lemme share smth with you.
Why I dislike bowling and am so addicted to pool now
Recently I played bowling and I realised:
Bowling is such a (expletive) lame and boring game!
Waste my money only.
Here's why:
Bowling Put-Off Fact #1: Those balls are freakin heavy!
Bowling Put-Off Fact #2: It's got to do with those balls again! They're just so disgustingly greasy lar! I can't stop wiping my hands on my pants (ON MY PANTS!) 40 times!
Bowling Put-Off Fact #3: What's so fun about dumping a ball on the ground and watching it roll?
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Pool is different! (huachi-ing)
You hit the white ball, watch it hit "another" ball, then the "another" ball goes into the hole...and Woohh~! Euphoria hits you like orgasm. Don't be mistaken; I've never experienced one before ok. I anyhow say one.
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