There's this security guard in JTC building (very near Jurong East MRT).... Either Malay or Indian, but what's interesting is that he can speak mandarin! Pretty well!
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Go JTC must take visitor pass de.
So he said: "JTC bi jiao ma fan la."
We: shocked. Lol.
Dad: "Whoa you can speak mandarin!"
Him: "Ya, I adopted one." Lol again.
Dad: "Got chinese name also?"
Him: "Have. There!" *shows name tag*
LOL louder. His name is Wong something.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 Allison Harvard - Cute Girl, Huge Eyes, And Crreeeppy
Watch the first part (on the nosebleed) !!
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"JEALOUS!"
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
I hate those ants in our house. They're are like the kamikaze (suicide bombers in WW2). Occasionally one of those little dudes would crawl into the water flask and drown himself/herself. Sacrificed themselves ALL FOR WHAT? So that they can 1) irritate me, 2) they smart ah, force us to waste precious water If not must drink dead-ant solution (yikes!)
zx
Wednesday, October 14, 2009 Y'all wanna real post? Ima give y'all a real post!
Lemme share smth with you.
Why I dislike bowling and am so addicted to pool now
Recently I played bowling and I realised:
Bowling is such a (expletive) lame and boring game!
Waste my money only.
Here's why:
Bowling Put-Off Fact #1: Those balls are freakin heavy!
Bowling Put-Off Fact #2: It's got to do with those balls again! They're just so disgustingly greasy lar! I can't stop wiping my hands on my pants (ON MY PANTS!) 40 times!
Bowling Put-Off Fact #3: What's so fun about dumping a ball on the ground and watching it roll?
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Pool is different! (huachi-ing)
You hit the white ball, watch it hit "another" ball, then the "another" ball goes into the hole...and Woohh~! Euphoria hits you like orgasm. Don't be mistaken; I've never experienced one before ok. I anyhow say one.
zx
Friday, October 9, 2009
Gosh! This blog is so dead! Time to liven it up with some awesome posts. I'll start the ball rolling. -- Here we go...
zx
Monday, October 5, 2009
URE THE UGLY ONE! URE UGLY BOTH INSIDE OUT.
F**KER.
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