Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Just another Tues
Ways to annoy people in an elevator
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
And my 2 personal favs....
1) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
2) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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-zx
