Monday, March 16, 2009
An explaination for yesterday's storm
Yesterday, a dinosaur ran through Jurong area and rampaged the area. Yesterday's storm awoke the dinosaur that was hiding in Jurong area for years! The dinosaur awoke with a loud roar that shook almost half of Singapore. Lots of fallen trees,broken branches, etc etc were seen in Jurong area and caused much traffic congestion. Signage was blown away by the dinosaur's breath..One of the traffic lights even broke down!Lets hear from some of our citizens about the incident:Liu PAPA: I've never seen such a thing in my life before..i mean, i have never seen so many fallen trees. I have to live up to 70 to 80 years of age to see such an incredible sight.Reporter: you 70, 80 years old already meh?Liu PAPA: no la! 47..eh? *looks at Liu MAMA* how old am i? Reporter: LOL!!!Reporter: how do you think the dinosaur rampaged the area?Liu PAPA: *pointing at the what looks like half-ripped tree at the side of the road* you see that tree?Reporter: uh huh.Liu PAPA: Just now the dinosaur was hungry..den he saw a baba. So the dinosaur wanted to eat him. The poor guy ran around Jurong area. Then the dinosaur, being very big in size, and clumsy too, knocked down some of the trees in jurong, which explains the fallen trees. Then,the baba hid behind a tree. and the dinosaur ripped the tree apart! finally, when its food was visible to the dinosaur again, it finished its food within a mili-second =) However, after devouring its lunch, the dinosaur felt that something was wrong in its stomach..so it went back into the forest to shit =X right now, police are giving chase to the supposely extinct mammal.Reporter: hmm..thats a very interesting analysis. good job. (Y)Yewling: HUH? REALLY MEH?Reporter and Liu PAPA: ya, really! =)Yewling: oh ya! just now rain very big, den the whole level 4 was flooded! (YES MATHS TUITUON)Liu PAPA: WAH! just now you zhou chuan du shu ah?Yewling: -_-Reporter: alright folks! thats it for today's news =) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
