Tuesday, October 28, 2008
ahem.. so ma fan, translated on the post [haha... really meh?]
wa lao... someone( ahem) is a chinese NOOB!! can't even read simple chinese... it's very very simple chinese already also cannot read... and i have to take the trouble of translating it to english... LOL... jkjk...
the dictionary used to translate is a chinese-english dictionary call <金香英汉词典> which was only avaliable inside jinxiang's head... Haha, i was crapping =.=
1、每一次接吻,会消耗体内至少12个卡路里。科学家指出,每天只要吻3次,每次持续20秒,便有减肥功效。
1. everytime people kiss, they will lose 12 calories in our body. it's also proven by the scientist that if we kiss 3 times a day, each time 20 seconds, we will slim down.
2、经常接吻的人,平均寿命较一般人长5年,得胃病和血液病的机会也比较少。
2. for those whom kissed, they will have a larger life span and it also reduces the chance of us getting gastric problem and cancer.
3、接吻是治疗打嗝不止的最有效的方法。
3. kissing is a good medicine for curing hiccups =)
4、接吻时,12组唇部肌肉和17组舌头肌肉会呈紧张状态,促进血液循环,有助预防皱纹,令皮肤更光滑,有美容效果,好过去美容院。
4. when we are kissing, 12 groups of muscle group from our lips and 17 groups of muscles from our tongue will be tensed up, and it helps in the blood circulation in our body. it prevents wrinkles , resulting in better skin quality (better than going for facial.)
5、激情接吻时,因受刺激所分泌的内啡泰荷尔蒙,相当于一片止痛药的效果。而接吻中产生的唾液,又会自动产生抗生素,具麻醉效果,让人展示忘掉忧伤。
5. whilst kissing passionately, a kind of hormone was emitted, it's effect was equivalent to a tablet of pain killer. the saliva produced will itself produce an antibiotic, it anaesthetize people and will thus make us forget our worries.
6、接吻能刺激分泌大量肾上腺素,叫人心情愉快。如果每天接吻3次,整天便会活在快乐中。
6. kissing makes us feel happy as it emits large amount of adrenaline. if everyone kiss 3 times a day, we will be able to lead a happy life.
7、接吻可以让双方的唾液交换,原来唾液中的水分、细菌、天然盐和蛋白质等,一旦加入别人
的唾液,某些微生物会产生不同反应,从而刺激个人免疫系统产生特定抗体,增强免疫力。
7. whilst kissing both exchanges ther saliva.once the moisture content, bacteria,natural salt and the protein of it mixed with others will create different chemical effect. it thus stimulate one's antibody and hence strengthen one's immunity.
8、接吻能阻止皮质激素形成,减少患高血压、高胆固醇、肌肉萎缩和失眠的几率。
8. kissing also prevents a certain skin hormone from forming and thus decrease our chance of having high blood pressure, cholesterol, our muscle to atrophy and also insomnia.
9、接吻时分泌的大量唾液,含有钙和磷质,可有效预防蛀牙,而且唾液的酸碱度属于中性,亦有助预防牙齿疾病如牙周炎等。
9. the big amount of saliva produced while kissing contains calcium and phosphorus which can prevent tooth decay, the saliva also contains neutral acid which can prevent tooth diseases.
10、每个人一生中,平均用20,160分钟(约两个星期)来接吻
10. in the whole life of a normal human, they used up an average of 2 weeks time on kissing.
11、90%以上的女性在接吻时会闭上眼睛,75%的男性会睁开眼睛投望
11. 90% of girl will close their eyes while kissing, while 75% of the males will open their eyes while kissing.
12、接吻时,你习惯把头倾向右边。
12. it's a hadbit for you to slant your head to the right.
大家要用心接吻那..哈哈~~!
( this one you should know bah =.=)
okok... i finish my translation and it took me the whole morning, from 1 am to now, 8.38am. thanks VIOLET for giving me a morning call at 07.49am... my ring tone really 吵死我... haha.. but that's the effect that a ringtone should have.
I'VE GOT A COMPLIMENT FOR OUR BLOG BALLOONS!!! ang wee chee told me that our blog was nice to read.... wee~~~ congratulations!! woohoo!!!
today i working 1-11... around 4 pm, we finish all the settings already. so we went for break at 4.30pm... had an hour's break!!! the aunties comment that alan “今天专性了”Haha... and i was there haha-ing LOL...
chihoon!! your beloved aunty yoke kwan!!! she's still wearing your shoe, but the state of the shoe was hai hai... =.=
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me with aunty a ho =) Labels: =| “到底是遥远远看你,还是靠进一点更好”《隧道》- 林凡