Zee Balloons Polytechnic Files

Wednesday, October 29, 2008
It feels good~~

i cut my hair recently.

And i concluded that:

Shorter/lesser hair = BETTER LIFE!

Reduce shampoo usage by 1/3!

No more hair getting in the way!

woohoo!

-Oli Raph

Tuesday, October 28, 2008
ahem.. so ma fan, translated on the post [haha... really meh?]

wa lao... someone( ahem) is a chinese NOOB!! can't even read simple chinese... it's very very simple chinese already also cannot read... and i have to take the trouble of translating it to english... LOL... jkjk...

the dictionary used to translate is a chinese-english dictionary call <金香英汉词典> which was only avaliable inside jinxiang's head... Haha, i was crapping =.=

1、每一次接吻，会消耗体内至少12个卡路里。科学家指出，每天只要吻3次，每次持续20秒，便有减肥功效。

1. everytime people kiss, they will lose 12 calories in our body. it's also proven by the scientist that if we kiss 3 times a day, each time 20 seconds, we will slim down.

2、经常接吻的人，平均寿命较一般人长5年，得胃病和血液病的机会也比较少。
2. for those whom kissed, they will have a larger life span and it also reduces the chance of us getting gastric problem and cancer.

3、接吻是治疗打嗝不止的最有效的方法。
3. kissing is a good medicine for curing hiccups =)

4、接吻时，12组唇部肌肉和17组舌头肌肉会呈紧张状态，促进血液循环，有助预防皱纹，令皮肤更光滑，有美容效果，好过去美容院。
4. when we are kissing, 12 groups of muscle group from our lips and 17 groups of muscles from our tongue will be tensed up, and it helps in the blood circulation in our body. it prevents wrinkles , resulting in better skin quality (better than going for facial.)

5、激情接吻时，因受刺激所分泌的内啡泰荷尔蒙，相当于一片止痛药的效果。而接吻中产生的唾液，又会自动产生抗生素，具麻醉效果，让人展示忘掉忧伤。
5. whilst kissing passionately, a kind of hormone was emitted, it's effect was equivalent to a tablet of pain killer. the saliva produced will itself produce an antibiotic, it anaesthetize people and will thus make us forget our worries.

6、接吻能刺激分泌大量肾上腺素，叫人心情愉快。如果每天接吻3次，整天便会活在快乐中。
6. kissing makes us feel happy as it emits large amount of adrenaline. if everyone kiss 3 times a day, we will be able to lead a happy life.

7、接吻可以让双方的唾液交换，原来唾液中的水分、细菌、天然盐和蛋白质等，一旦加入别人
的唾液，某些微生物会产生不同反应，从而刺激个人免疫系统产生特定抗体，增强免疫力。
7. whilst kissing both exchanges ther saliva.once the moisture content, bacteria,natural salt and the protein of it mixed with others will create different chemical effect. it thus stimulate one's antibody and hence strengthen one's immunity.

8、接吻能阻止皮质激素形成，减少患高血压、高胆固醇、肌肉萎缩和失眠的几率。
8. kissing also prevents a certain skin hormone from forming and thus decrease our chance of having high blood pressure, cholesterol, our muscle to atrophy and also insomnia.

9、接吻时分泌的大量唾液，含有钙和磷质，可有效预防蛀牙，而且唾液的酸碱度属于中性，亦有助预防牙齿疾病如牙周炎等。
9. the big amount of saliva produced while kissing contains calcium and phosphorus which can prevent tooth decay, the saliva also contains neutral acid which can prevent tooth diseases.

10、每个人一生中，平均用20，160分钟（约两个星期）来接吻
10. in the whole life of a normal human, they used up an average of 2 weeks time on kissing.

11、90%以上的女性在接吻时会闭上眼睛，75%的男性会睁开眼睛投望
11. 90% of girl will close their eyes while kissing, while 75% of the males will open their eyes while kissing.

12、接吻时，你习惯把头倾向右边。
12. it's a hadbit for you to slant your head to the right.

大家要用心接吻那..哈哈~~!
( this one you should know bah =.=)

okok... i finish my translation and it took me the whole morning, from 1 am to now, 8.38am. thanks VIOLET for giving me a morning call at 07.49am... my ring tone really 吵死我... haha.. but that's the effect that a ringtone should have.

I'VE GOT A COMPLIMENT FOR OUR BLOG BALLOONS!!! ang wee chee told me that our blog was nice to read.... wee~~~ congratulations!! woohoo!!!

today i working 1-11... around 4 pm, we finish all the settings already. so we went for break at 4.30pm... had an hour's break!!! the aunties comment that alan “今天专性了”Haha... and i was there haha-ing LOL...

chihoon!! your beloved aunty yoke kwan!!! she's still wearing your shoe, but the state of the shoe was hai hai... =.=

me with aunty a ho =)

guolun , me and ronald
yesterday, guo lun came to fetch jia min... he's botak!! haha, he went army mah.. this is the second time i saw him botak... :)

me and ronald(dance)....

my 大姐 and me!!

was zilian-ing with lingli inside store... oh ya, 2 person quarrelled inside the store infront for us... erm, i dun feel like elaborating...

me with auntie kway huang

p.s: the aunties all very contridicting de( including my 大姐)... they all say "dun want lah dun want lah, i'm ugly" but in the end see how they smile ^_^ <<<

Jinxiang =）

Labels: =| “到底是遥远远看你，还是靠进一点更好”《隧道》- 林凡

Monday, October 27, 2008

~_~ random post-

This pic is taken from one of my emails. Since none of you actually read your emails, and I find this really interesting, so I just koped one of the pics from the email and post it here. Save the trouble of me forwarding..and you deleting the email huh :)

Dec

27 Oct 2008, 11:29

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Guess who is our MALAYSIAN visitor for today!!

- Chen Zixin!!

yep, currently in malaysia, spending her h****l weekends in malaysia! hahaha! She is so cute one! Use her cousin's comp in malaysia to visit the balloons bloggy ;D

Haha Zixin will only be back in Singapore on Monday. Haiz sad. Oh yeah zixin, if ure still feeling unwell, please take care. Rest more and drink more water okay? Hahaha! Nxt time go eat dinner with my dad and bro again kkk? :D I know you like the fish!! cos' i saw your expression changed after you chewed on it! Hehe nxt time eat more hor!

Going to TCC ( The Cheat Company/ The China Cheats) on wed with all those working in St Regis. Yeap, ITS PAYDAY. I know i know! im $__$ . you dont have to remind me =x

Dec

26 Oct 2008, 20:06

Saturday, October 25, 2008
Haha... really meh?

1、每一次接吻，会消耗体内至少12个卡路里。科学家指出，每天只要吻3次，每次持续20秒，便有减肥功效。

2、经常接吻的人，平均寿命较一般人长5年，得胃病和血液病的机会也比较少。

3、接吻是治疗打嗝不止的最有效的方法。

4、接吻时，12组唇部肌肉和17组舌头肌肉会呈紧张状态，促进血液循环，有助预防皱纹，令皮肤更光滑，有美容效果，好过去美容院。

5、激情接吻时，因受刺激所分泌的内啡泰荷尔蒙，相当于一片止痛药的效果。而接吻中产生的唾液，又会自动产生抗生素，具麻醉效果，让人展示忘掉忧伤。

6、接吻能刺激分泌大量肾上腺素，叫人心情愉快。如果每天接吻3次，整天便会活在快乐中。

7、接吻可以让双方的唾液交换，原来唾液中的水分、细菌、天然盐和蛋白质等，一旦加入别人的唾液，某些微生物会产生不同反应，从而刺激个人免疫系统产生特定抗体，增强免疫力。

8、接吻能阻止皮质激素形成，减少患高血压、高胆固醇、肌肉萎缩和失眠的几率。

9、接吻时分泌的大量唾液，含有钙和磷质，可有效预防蛀牙，而且唾液的酸碱度属于中性，亦有助预防牙齿疾病如牙周炎等。

10、每个人一生中，平均用20，160分钟（约两个星期）来接吻

11、90%以上的女性在接吻时会闭上眼睛，75%的男性会睁开眼睛投望

12、接吻时，你习惯把头倾向右边。

大家要用心接吻那..哈哈~~!

Jinxiang =)

Friday, October 24, 2008
Oli Raph's Rants

OK, I don't usually talk about things I like. So now, I'm gonna be talking bout the things I DON'T AND DO LIKE.

DON'T LIKES:

Number 1, Inconsiderate smokers.

Alright, I've had enough of them.

Seriously.

My criteria for "inconsiderate" is very simple.

Any smoker pollute 1 cc of the air I breathe in,

congratz man, that person is my enemy for life.

Number 2, Uncles & their smelly "scents".

I encountered one this afternoon in the LRT.

This uncle walks in, suffocating us with

his strong IdunnoWhat. Cologne?

Whatever it was, it's just killin' me.

DO LIKES:

Number 1, U-mian!!!

Three cheers for U-mian!

I've already had 4 U-mians from tues to today.

1st: Tues, lunch at fc3

2nd: Tues, dinner

3rd: Thurs, lunch at fc3

4th: Just ate it for lunch :)

Butt seriously.

I think I'm starting to get sick of it!

Number 2, Soft towels!

Aww...I dunno what to say bout this...

But soft towels r rly amazing...

Sooo soft....

OK, end of rants. More rants next time:)

I'm sick! No, literally unwell. I think it's cos of

baba ch's chicken rice soup last fri. Haiz..

IF ONLY I could hold back the urge...

But I'm still going back to M'sia tmr.

WOOHOO!

-Oli Raph-

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Not sure if anyone of you heard about this website called Hotel 626. If you think its some kind of run-down hotel in Geylang like Hotel 88, then you might be totally surprised. I just heard about it from my classmate, Ricki, today. He said that this website has something to do with the supernatural. Something about a door opening behind your computer screen and of course something comes out from that door. Haha he didnt give me much details. Because he didnt get to try it out! He said that his friend was able to "check into the hotel" though o_O and he cant. O__O " That thing just lags there! Scammer i think." Probably the reason why he cannot check in bah ;D

THE COOLEST THING ABOUT HOTEL 626 IS THAT IT ONLY OPENS NIGHTY from 6pm to 6am. Yes man, i just said nightly. woo! Im like so excited now! hehe!! Time now is 5.50pm. Another 10 minutes and i'll be able to see how interesting the website is le!

....

Okay, time now is 6.20pm. i couldnt get it as well. ~__~ haix scams. But HEY! DO try it out. Who knows YOU might be the lucky one. haha dont forget to share your story then.

>>hotel626.com

Eh wait! I managed to get in wor! Wad is currently stopping me now is..

Dec

22 Oct 2008, 18:27pm

Labels: damn i really wanna see wads inside

i'm really really fan...

sorry that i have not posted for so long... cos alot of thing happened lately and i think i forgot most of them le.... cos i dun wanna remember all those unhappy things... CHEER UP PLEASE!

these few days, working has not been a joy for me... cos alot of people ps working at GCW le and then some even urging me to change job... and i little bit 心动了， but can't bear to leave GCW for other jobs cos my conscious told me not to... urghhhhhhhh....
been asking myself these few questions:
" why do i have to continue working at GCW? it's such a though job"
" why don't i change to other jobs?"
"aiyo, why do i booked for so many days?!!"
" S***... i have not been spending time with my friends!!"
" ........................."

OMG!! i miss the balloons clan gang and best friends and good friends!!!

i miss chihoon, xueying, mun, mandy and zixin.... i miss balloons... i miss violet, huiqi, wenting, yuhan, moon liao hui min, lijuan, xinyu, jocelyn,baoxian
and and and i miss my colleagues!! i miss puorng,duhui,nan nan li ling, yuman, wenting, shanna,yuhong,xu yan,meng qi,jiang na, clare, faisal, hui lan, ivy, ah boon, zhihui, hui qi, meng zi, qian qian, chen rong,min jie, xiao jian jian, shen xin, zhang han,xu sheng, yan fang, lili, ying dan and blah blah blah... (in no order of merit...) some of them have not been coming back to work and some of them, i just can't help but miss them lor...

i think i am tire out le... my cycle for each day was
wake up, school from 9am-5pm, then rushed to work( from woodlands to somewhere around tiong bah ru) which starts at 6pm, then work till 11pm, 2am or 3am, went home ad online...then the next day the same cycle again... really tired, as in my eyes are really tired... need abundance of SLEEP.... BUT, i can't get to sleep comfortably at home... cos, night time working, and in the morning or afternoon, cannot sleep due to the noise pollution AT HOME!!

anw, HOLIDAY FOR A WEEK!! starting from 25th october 2008.... but sad to say, i will working everyday except for tuesday...
my schedule for the one week holiday:

monday[27 oct]: 1pm-11pm
tuesday[28 oct]:OFF
wednesday[29 oct]: 11pm-9pm
thursday[30 oct]: 3pm-11pm
friday[ 31 oct]: 12noon-11pm
saturday[ 1 nov] : 11am-11pm
sunday[ 2 nov]: 11am-11pm

watched a few movies lately....

《武侠梁祝》very draggy... and it looks weird with 吴尊 as the lead actor... think that if he switch role with 胡歌，then it will be nicer ( no offence) watched this with whylet...

《画皮》acted by 周迅 and was damn surprised by her voice.. i always thought that she would have a high pitch voice, but no... Haha... not as scar as i imagined... the most scary part was when 周迅 tear off her skin... ewwwwww... watched this with a colleague..

《保持通讯》 by 古天乐and 徐熙媛( 大S).. 古天乐 is funny.. and this movie abit 夸张 lah...

这段时间，很多事情发生，我不想去记得，所以选择忘记。对我而言，忘记的定义是不再想着。在我脑海里，没有多余的位置能够容得下那段不愉快的回忆。

Jinxiang =)

Labels: “当你不在我的视线范围里，那就代表着我想你。”

Monday, October 20, 2008

Hello. Pardon me for my wonderful grammer for the previous post. As I've said, I was bored and had NOTHING better to do. So, yeah =)

Dec
20 Oct 2OO8, 20:40

Sunday, October 19, 2008

I is bored.

So i goes to the internet to surf

i has nothing to do

so i started to look at people's friendster

i is very zzz when i see PRIVATE PROFILES

i came across wenting's friendster

and clicked at the Class4C link

right there,

are a few links to some of the people i know back in Sec4

i clicked on YANA

cos i thought that her display picture was rather sexy

the link brought me to her friendster

a familiar face

As you all should know,

i likes to look at other people's photo

so yeah, i went to her photo album to browse

and saw one pic!

i couldnt resist!!

i just had to kope it

so there it is!

sitting down there at the end of this post

waiting for you all to smile

as we look back at our old-selves

how lol we looked

heh hehs

PEACE!

Dec

19 Oct 2OO8, 18:02

Labels: Tomorrow is 20 Oct

Thursday, October 16, 2008
more rants

i have met some very weird people recently.

1) This is a taxi driver.
uncle: $10.10 please.
me: eh okays, wait ah. (hands out $10 to the uncle first while trying to look for a 10cent coin in my wallet)
uncle: thank you. here's your change. 10cents~~
me: O___O""" lolololol...
so, i actually paid $9.90 for the cab fare..lols?
.
2) This is a friend of mine.
friend: eh chihoon, so wad time you wanna meet up on wednesday?
me: huh? donoe leh..wad time can you meet?
friend: you decide time la!
me: okay..2.30pm?
siao: i haven finish school la!!
me: (..) den you decide time lor..still ask me ~__~"
.
3) okay, this one happened over the phone.
woman: hello, i am from blah blah. i am a property agent and i am currently looking for 4 or 5 room flats around your area. May i know if you are selling your flat?
me: ehh..no?
woman: oh okay, then may i know if you are looking for one?
me: ermmm..no? (if im not selling my hse..why do i need to look for one? ...zzz...some people. nood sia (Y) )
.
4) THIS IS ALMOST AS IRRITATING AS STARTING A CONVERSATION WITH AN "oi!"
and this happened while i was msn-ing in school :) GG!
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
huachi de someone: :(
me: walao eh!
me: f***
me: can stop it mah?
me: -___-
huachi de someone: :(
me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

4) lets leave this blank for the moment =) i will fill it up when something comes to my mind.

until then,
Dec
16 Oct 2OO8
21:46

Labels: im sick :( really.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008
水花花~

it's been long since i want to post this post.

yea. these pictures have been uploaded 2 days ago and i was too busy with my powerppoint and work that i don't have the time to blog about it. today's my chance like finally!!!

let's start with this dinner and dance at galleria ballroom. it's a dinner and dance for a department at tan tok seng hospital. erm... allow me to recall on what happened that day. .. it's buffet dinner for the nurses there... got ANG MOH leh(heh) zixin.. = = let's look at the pictures... =)

yuhong and ruiwen.. every guest attending the dinner and dance will get a mask like what yuhong wears... erm, it's very nice but abit too fanciful, i don't like it seriously.
alif with the mask^^^^^^
sherman with the mask

end---

then next i will talk about the

ART EXHIBITION CUM AUTION

the whole level 2 conference centre was like a BIG huge hall for the exhibition.. basically everywhere, the foryer and verenda rooms are all opened for the display of the paintings..

and of course, by just working there from 11am-11pm on last saturday, i felt this special "art" in me!!~
let's take a look at the few pics i took...

these statues welcomes all guest once it stepped into the conference centre... the 2 big one's base rust liao... i heard that it was bought in for aution from china.

MY INFERENCE-

the 2 big one: i think that the artist was trying to show how much he loves his country. as can see from the statue, they were standing so straight with their head looking upwards.. my analysis was that they felt so great and pround of their country. a great expression on the love to a country.

the smaller one: it's actually a statue of a pregnant lady. i think the aganda of the artist was to show motherly love of a mother to their child. as can see, the statue was looking at it's big stomach. imagine a mother carrying 20kg of weight during pregnancy to every where they go... it's a tough job to give birth to a baby, but why are all mothers willing to carry a 20kg burden with them? it's because all mothers love their children regardless whom they are...

for this pic, i was being joked by jensen... jensen has a tatoo on his body,so he showed me this pic and claimed that it was his photo when he was still a baby decades away...opps... he say his parents tatooed him when he was still a baby... and sure enough, i believed and wa being laughed at.. =.=

the above pic has two extreme opinion as what i heard from my colleagues although like almost everyone says it's scary, i commented that it's a meaningful painting.. way were the babies with tatoos?
my inference from this painting was that, every child borned out to be an innocent boy/girl.. who know after they have grown up, they turned bad and had tatoos all around their body... the agenda mmmmmm, maybe don't judge a book by it's cover, things may be of totally opposite of each other... oh i know liao, the aganda is life is unpredictable lor... can??

wah, then this green dog, i heard it's the most expensive one... eh, no inference for this art piece... seriously, i dunno... my artistic level is not pro enough to interpret this art piece..

then this is definitely a creation from a chinese artist. it shows the life of a typical china's village citizen... the way they dress and their hair style...mmmmmm...
this is how majestic the whole level 2 looks like... so "ART" rite...
this paintinghor, really look very real leh... this lady sitting there was like a real person sitting there.. if you look fro afar, you will see it looking at you from far... really eh, it looks damn real lor...

^^^^ alot of other status....

this one is abit pervett, never wear pants de, but who cares! it's ART though.. LOL
the PINK rabbit... mandy sure like de hor hor hor...

^^^^ hahahahahahahahahaha... this "pretty" girl is what i call chen jian ren

CHIHOON AND VIOLET ATTENTION!!! this is POINT!!
opps... what is chen jian and gao jian doing?? kissing a girl?!!

no lah... the girl is actually a model... looking from the back is bare back and then wearing a mickey mouse underwear... (heh) tikos united to look at her...

this statue abit scary to me lah.... cos hor, sunday night i wiping glasses with my colleagues, i can sense that someone was looking at us and when i raised my head to see who's lookign at us, then i saw this model standing there.... so errie leh... omg..... if anyone wants to give me for free i also won't accept it de.. imagine during night time i wanna go toilet and then see it move or something or even talk to me... urghhhhh... so scary... as i was tying my hair already stand liao le... omg...

but still i got take picture with it la....
zhihui the model and huilan...
sherman and the statue..(heh)
this boys is very concentrated on his aiming... see how he looks and hold the gun... omg, a pro-fessional

" i freeze liao hor!! dun shoot me hor!!"

By: Jinxiang

Labels: ★我的左手旁边永远都是你的右手~

Monday, October 13, 2008
jinxiang =)

monday(13 oct): 6-11 [F/T]

tuesday(14 oct): OFF

wednesday(15 oct): 6-11[F/T]

thursday(16 oct): 6-11[F/T]

friday(17 oct): 5-3

saturday(18): 11-11

sunday(19): 11-11

Saturday, October 11, 2008
c'mon ppl: put these up

MANDY

HUANG

Friday, October 10, 2008
Erm..weird, cool stuff?

^ Cool place. i wanna live there :)

Last two pictures are Putrajaya in M'sia, dey.

Anyways,

Arrggghh whyyyyyy??!!!!

Holiday's ending in 2 more days!

Grrr!! Rooaaarrr..

I hate school. bleah.

Oli Raph Muff...

Thursday, October 9, 2008
Anyone wants to have a dip in the pool?

Guiness Book of Records: World's Largest Swimming Pool. More than 1000 yards long, covers 20 acres, 115 ft deep end, holds 66 million gallons of water.

All these American units! I have totally no idea of estimating how huge the pool really is. Cos Ima S'pore kid! Urgh. Anyway, enjoy the pics..( no i didn't take them. I don't have $$$ to go to CHILE. bleah. Looted from snopes.com :p) Since nobody post, i've to post this kind of weird stuff. o_O haiz...

Kang